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I have sinned, there is no excuse.


I was at work and we were playing an 'ice breaker' game. On of the questions was poorly worded as "Do you prefer round or square pizza slices." We could all infer the intention, but a quick internet search due to curiosity found no round pizza 'slices', so I took it upon myself to resolve that so that nobody else may have to.

by Vitman_Smash

42 Comments

  1. Small-Answer4946

    What the hell is wrong with you 🤌

  3. Mushroomphantom

    Only redemption is putting a burger patty between them

  7. Legitimate-Lab7173

    I was wondering if you made some sort of unholy burger buns with the cut outs. Hmmm.

  9. MulberryChance6698

    It might be a crime, but I think you have the defense of necessity on your side. Plus, there are valid mitigating factors 🤣

  10. peacefinder

    I’m gonna call that crime an act of civil disobedience.

  11. thementalyogi

    What did you use to make those round slices? Extra large biscuit cutter?

  13. Tiny_Tabaxi

    Not guilty because I love sheer pettiness

  16. Puzzled_Professor422

    I thought you were gonna make a pizza burgers honestly

  20. DragonEmperor

    I think if you eat the whole thing its fine but still what the hell.

  21. Some_Nibblonian

    Now there’s rules on how to enjoy your pizza? You guys are the worst, seriously. My pizza, I’m going to eat it however the hell I want. You want to buy it, then you can have a say.

  22. L0rdM4ndr4k3

    Say 5 Hail Margherita’s and you’re good dude.

  23. ALKoholicK-x

    Your soul may still be saved, but you must truly repent for this horrid crime.

  27. uscrash

    No crime, and I’m certainly not here to kink shame.

  28. elnoco20

    Minus the blasphemy I would eat the fuck out of that pizza

  30. phylter99

    Your penance is 10 “our stuff crusts” and 4 “hail meat lovers”.

  31. gorgeously_mytruself

    There should be a word for when you hate someone, but you don’t actually hate them, but you low-key hate them. Know what I mean? Like no ill intent, but wtf!?

  33. Hamilton-Beckett

    When you’re like, “I paid for this pizza and only get two slices, they will be exactly the two slices I want.”

  34. BuffaloStranger97

    Crucify me, but I feel like these would hit. Idk why shapes affect the taste of foods

  35. Bearsoch

    Before the cuts, the pizza looks like crappy UK pizza anyway so no crime committed on op’s part.

  37. Beemo-Noir

    You bastard. I bet it was incredible. They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth.

  40. Due_Amount_6211

    But I’M in therapy for Chronic Depression, yet there’s folks like this roaming the streets saying “I’m normal”

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  41. ManagementCrafty887

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  42. Tasty_Lead_Paint

    Isn’t a whole pizza just a round pizza slice?